Trade mission to Tiber
Well I spent the last 10 years bombing this place to hell and now I'm right back on Tiber I. I'm currently waiting to sell a stolen patrol-ship to a band of Vanduul scum. But whatcha gonna do, they pay full price for a slightly used UEE ship and that's money you can't just pass up. I can't believe I actually found a guy with the balls to actually fly a UEE ship directly into vanduul territory. It sucks for this guy though because he brought an entire crew for security incase the got jumped. He didn't believe me that I had close connections with these small group of vanduul pirates. Since the captain and I split the take 50-50, I'm going to be showered with sweet sweet credit, while he pays his entire crew. He'll be pissed when he finds out how easy of a job this is going to be.
Anyway, I've been waiting for about 2 days now and I'm stating to go crazy with this group of assholes. None of them have ever seen a heavily modified 'borg before. This young kid in the turret above mine is yelling 01 00 11 the entire fucking flight here. I wanted to pull him out of his turret and gouge his god damn eyes out with my titanium fingers. Luckily I convinced him to stop after he got out of the turret to catch some sleep. Let's just say he slipped getting out of the shower. It was definitely more satisfying when I could actually feel my body shake when I hit someone, now, its just the cold hard efficiency of featherweight titanium and plastics. Maybe one day I'll transition my entire head to if anyone tries to throw a punch they'll just break their fists.
Oh god, I can't keep this up. I'll see you in 2 days at the most. I should meet these guys in the next couple of hours. They already sent a scout to check out or ship, so it should be any minute now. After I'm back planetside, I'm heading straight to Arnold's place to get my right eye checked. The color seems to be a little off, and the incision is not completely healed yet, it's starting to itch, that's not a good sign.
P.S. Have a blast on your trip. We will probably see each other at grandmas.
by Lt.Crackers on Apr 21, 2016 at 01:59 PM